“My dumbass self, I signed this contract without reading the fine print because I’m lazy like that.I signed my soul away to become God without reading the fine print.” RIGHT TURN: Houston's Tila Tequila posts photo with racially insensitive caption How legally valid this deal is and whether it would stand up in court doesn't appear relavent to Tequila, who said she wasn't aware of the terms, which have "supernatural wording and things like that." But, she's now ready to start exercising those powers on behalf of her people.

I just smiled a big smile and said, “I can work with that.”Tila Tequila: Billy is such a sweetheart!As I write this sentence, Fall Out Boy's profile, where visitors can get band news and listen to singles, has been viewed 9 million times.But Fall Out Boy's 9 million is peanuts next to Tila Tequila, the most popular artist, period, on My Space.Rounding out the Top 10 on any given day—below the almost always No.1 Tequila—is a cast of demi-celebrities of varying talent.